The Crew
🐙 The Kraken Heads Crew & Patrons
🍹 Ceph | The Bartender
Bartender, music wrangler, and sarcastic tentacled menace. Ceph takes over the tunes when the humans can’t be bothered to DJ, serves drinks with attitude, and always has a smart remark ready. As one of the octopus siblings, funny is basically in his DNA.
🧠 Octavious | The Trivia Bot
The brilliant and slightly haughty mastermind behind room trivia. Octavious takes his questions, his intelligence, and especially himself very seriously. Fortunately, beneath all that smug cephalopod superiority is a well-loved member of the octopus sibling crew.
🍽️ Mini | The Waitress
Kraken Heads’ friendly tentacled waitress and unofficial welcoming committee. Mini loves greeting everyone who wanders into the room, keeping the atmosphere cheerful, and making absolutely no secret of her adoration for Patches1970.
👑 letter_b | The Owner
The woman at the top of the Kraken Heads food chain. Everybody loves to dot their beloved letter_b... right up until she starts showing naughty movies. Then plausible deniability becomes official bar policy.
💚 greeneyedlady_7 | Greeny
Also known as Terri and the gloriously excessive DJ_GREENYGREENYBOBEANIEBANANA. letter_b’s alter ego, resident weirdo, and enthusiastic participant in just about every theme Kraken Heads can dream up. If costumes, chaos, music, or questionable ideas are involved, Greeny is probably already there.
🥶 HardFreeze
Greeny’s bestie, resident handsome troublemaker, and a man whose relationship with pants can best be described as optional. HardFreeze is also a repeat victim of Ceph’s notorious Midnight Riddle drink, despite having more than enough evidence that he should know better by now.
🔋 Duracell2875
The weird, ginger, OBS-obsessed Super Admin who keeps tinkering long after normal people would have stopped. If there’s a stream, scene, button, setting, or technical rabbit hole nearby, Duracell is probably already three levels deep into it.
🔥 wildchild_18
Duracell2875’s girlfriend, Super Admin, and an important part of the Kraken Heads family. She helps keep the madness under control while somehow still managing to be part of the madness herself.
🏈 Brian | Trivia Guy | Uncle Buck
A devoted Kraken Head, Super Admin, and Greeny’s sports buddy. Whether he’s Brian, Trivia Guy, or Uncle Buck that day, he’s one of those people who makes the place feel like home and is always ready to join the fun.
🍺 Patches1970
Super Admin, beer and margarita authority, and certified expert in the fine art of winging it. Patches has already kicked the Grim Reaper’s ass, so stealing Mini’s heart was apparently the easy part.
🚛 beerbellynstaxx
Patches’ right-hand man, trucker, fantastic music DJ, and all-around awesome admin. He brings great tunes, good company, and exactly the kind of dependable chaos a place called Kraken Heads requires.
☀️ tlamgna
Streamer of the JB In The Morning Show, official banner editor, pun enthusiast, and one of the Super Admins who helps keep Kraken Heads flowing smoothly. Equal parts important and ridiculous, which around here is basically the ideal résumé.
🍷 Sniperfodder
Kraken Heads’ man in Wales, armed with a great mic presence, a wicked sense of humor in text, and a well-documented appreciation for wine. Pour him a glass and give him the mic. Things will probably work out.
🎧 Dr3Dz_4Eva
Fun admin, morning-crew regular, talented DJ, and genuinely awesome human. Dr3Dz brings great music and good energy to the room, even at hours when some Kraken Heads are still negotiating with their coffee.
⌚ 2Watches
Funny, handsome, and an all-around great admin. Why two watches? That remains considerably less important than the fact that Kraken Heads simply wouldn’t be the same without him.
🎶 Reformed DJ
Nobody is entirely sure what he was reformed from, and frankly, we’ve decided not to ask. What we do know is that he’s an excellent DJ, a wizard with Jukebot updates, and one seriously Philly Jawn.
🎙️ Brother Soul | Jaeh
Speaking of Philly Jawns, meet Jaeh, better known as Brother Soul. Originally from Philly and now living in the UK, he brings serious personality to the mic. His radio shows aren’t merely aiight. They’re downright great.
🐸 f_r_o_g_
Our resident Maine Super Admin, late-night DJ, and great friend to all. When the hour gets late and the Kraken Heads refuse to go quietly, f_r_o_g_ is one of the people you want behind the music.
🐙 The Kraken Heads Crew & Patrons
🐙 pinkhouses1964
Kraken Heads’ resident cat lady, pinkhouses1964 brings plenty of laughs, personality, and one particularly naughty window that seems to have developed a reputation all its own.
🐥 littlechickie1
Gorgeous, funny, and genuinely nice, littlechickie1 is the kind of regular who makes the room better simply by being there. She brings laughs, good conversation, and a whole lot of charm to the Kraken crew.
🎧 l lZ-DA BRAT
Host of the weekly Bratty Can Rawk, l lZ-DA BRAT delivers great music, nonstop positivity, and plenty of personality. A fantastic DJ and one seriously awesome Super Admin, she's always ready to keep the tunes rolling and the Kraken crew smiling.
🌻 LilMissCntry
One of the great Kraken Heads regulars, LilMissCntry is part of the crew that makes the bar feel like home. Friendly, fun, and always welcome, she's exactly the kind of person you hope to see when you walk through the virtual doors.
🎤 godan
The undisputed Karaoke King of Kraken Heads, godan can sing, play a mean guitar, DJ a great set, and keep the room running as an admin. His only weakness? Raccoons. Those furry little hooligans bully the poor guy relentlessly, and frankly, management has lost control of the situation.
🐷 djlilpiglet2008_1
Great tunes, quick wit, and excellent room banter make djlilpiglet2008_1 a favorite behind the Kraken decks. A terrific DJ and valued member of the staff, Piglet knows how to keep the music flowing and the room entertained.
🎨 Nica Name
If there's an award for Most Creative Cam at Kraken Heads, Nica Name has a permanent spot on the shortlist. Creative, entertaining, and always bringing something different, Nica is also a great DJ, loyal friend, and fantastic admin who adds something special to the Kraken crew.
🐙 washy
One half of one of Kraken Heads' favorite couples, washy can usually be found alongside his other half, fullofgiggles. A great admin and valued part of the crew, he brings friendship, fun, and plenty of good company to the bar.
💎 fullofgiggles
The other half of the washy and Giggles duo, fullofgiggles proves that being deaf doesn't mean missing a thing. She knows what's going on. Trust us. She's also wonderfully artistic, creating beautiful diamond art when she isn't keeping tabs on the Kraken chaos.
🤘 R1ch4rd
Straight out of the UK and ready to rock, R1ch4rd brings great tunes, great conversation, and good fun to Kraken Heads. A true rocker who fits right in with the crew, he's always good company when the music gets loud.
🌼 miss-daisy
Friendly, pleasant, and endlessly positive, miss-daisy has been a wonderful addition to the Kraken crew. She brings an easygoing warmth to the room and is the kind of person who's simply nice to have around.
🇬🇧 Lynxi_Minx
Joining the Kraken craziness from the UK, Lynxi_Minx brings great conversation and an entertaining cam to the room. Friendly and engaging, she's another one of those personalities who helps make hanging out at Kraken Heads so much fun.
🎧 sexy_shelly_SE
The other half of mediocrejoker, sexy_shelly_SE is a fantastic admin, great DJ, and an absolute blast to have around. Whether she's spinning tunes, helping with the room, or joining in the madness, Shelly brings plenty of fun to the Kraken family.
🤘 marks05tj
Kraken Heads' resident metalhead, marks05tj is easy to spot: look for the band T-shirt and whatever ridiculously good food he's making on cam. Equal parts metal, cooking, and good company, he's basically proof that headbanging works up an appetite.
