Room & DJ Guidelines
🦑 KRAKEN HEADS ROOM CODE OF CONDUCT Respect, humor, and a splash of adult nonsense.
- 1. Keep It Classy, Kraken: No trash talk about other rooms, roomies, or admins—whether they’re in here or ghosting. Playful teasing among pals? Absolutely. Personal attacks? Tentacle timeout.
- 2. Doxxing = Deep Sea Exile: Sharing someone’s private info is illegal and dangerous. You’ll be yeeted into the abyss. Instantly.
- 3. No Panhandling in the Deep: This isn’t a bank or a casting couch. Don’t beg for directs, cash, clout, or cephalopod cuddles.
- 4. Adult Waters Ahead: This is grown-up territory. Expect adult talk, humor, and occasional Kraken-grade sass. You're here because you can handle it.
- 5. Kindness or Silence, Please: If your words aren’t salty with charm, keep them bottled. Harassment gets you ghosted. Use the ignore feature like a seasoned sailor.
- 6. Don’t Sink the DJ Ship: If the music’s not your vibe, mute it quietly. No mood-dampening megaphone announcements—let others groove guilt-free.
- 7. Trolls Get No Fish: Don’t engage. Don’t fuel. Block. Ignore. Move on. Feeding trolls is like hugging jellyfish—no good comes of it.
- 8. Mic Isn’t a Stage: Sing-alongs = fine. Full concert sets = nope. This isn’t Kraken Idol.
- 9. No Religion. No Politics. No Kraken Campaigning: Keep the room vibe inclusive and chill. Hot-button topics belong somewhere else.
- 10. CAM IS 18+ ONLY: If you’re underage, you’ll be pulled from the current and sent ashore.
🎧 DJ Commandments of the Kraken Cabana Cue the beats, respect the tides, and keep the ship dancing.
- 1. Sound Is Sacred: Only stereo mix with sea-worthy sound quality. If your set sounds like a foghorn and a seashell in a blender, you’ll need to tweak before you spin your 3-track storm or 15-minute whirlpool.
- 2. Queue Up, Be Ready: When your turn comes, ride that wave like a pro. Don't leave the crowd drifting—be primed to drop anchor and drop beats.
- 3. Mic Moments = Happy Vibes Only: If you’ve got the mic, keep it light, fun, and entertaining. No grumbling, mumbling, or calling out the kraken just because someone stole your sound effect.
- 4. No Verbal Cannonballs: Bashing fellow roomies, rooms, or admins is a fast track to a one-way swim with the jellyfish. Keep the banter friendly or don’t sail at all.
- 5. Read the Waves (aka Room Text): Busy waters mean fewer tunes per DJ. Sometimes we cut to 2 songs. Don’t be the DJ who missed the memo and played a trilogy.
- 6. Mic First, Queue Later: If your voice is still echoing in the room and you try to hand up again—especially when the dock’s packed—it throws off the rhythm. Wait your turn like a true deckhand.
- 7. Splash Into the Crowd: Point out cams, chat up the crew, vibe with the crowd. You’re not just spinning tunes—you’re steering the party.