🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
🍹 Kraken Heads Bartender Code
🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
- Keep the peace, stir the vibe, and serve up the sass responsibly.
- Bartenders: Mixers of Mood & Masters of Moderation
- 1. Dot/Bounce Business Stays Behind the Bar: No airing admin laundry in open chat—use admin whisper. Drama's for the stage, not the cocktail napkins.
- 2. Mic Management is a Gentle Art: Don't drop admin declarations from the mic unless Poseidon himself demands it. Subtlety is the garnish of authority.
- 3. Dot Diplomacy First: Before bringing out the dot, try dialogue. Talk it out like a civilized squid. Reserve bouncing for stubborn sea cucumbers who come back with fake names and the same nonsense.
- 4. Report Bounces Like You Found Sunken Treasure: Let the supers know who you bounced and why. Include screenshots if you can—receipts are more powerful than a trident.
- 5. No Personal Dots or Bounces: This isn’t a squid vendetta. Keep personal bias out of the equation. Handle guests like they’re all salty but redeemable.
- 6. Underage = Undersail: If someone looks under 18, check their profile. No age or stated minor? Bounce them like they snuck onto the deck. Let the bouncers know—they’ll chart the follow-up route.
- 7. Children on Cam? Squid Alert: A kid walking past is human. A kid chilling on cam? That’s a no-go. Notify, dot if needed, remove dot fast. If they ignore the request, that dot stays as a warning flare.
- 8. Diffuse, Don't Detonate: If a roomie complains about another who's just annoying (but not rule-breaking), suggest they use the ignore/block feature. Don’t jump into personal squabbles with cannonballs blazing.
- 9. Private Chats Are Private Waters: No policing whispers or PMs. Let folks sail their own private messages without admin binoculars.
- 10. Mood Check = Vibe Shift: If convos drift into the stormy seas (illness, war, religion, politics, violence), steer the chat back to smoother waters. Talk about trivia, jellyfish, weird drinks—whatever gets the bar laughing again.
- 11. LIFE FIRST. ALWAYS. If real-world tides pull someone away, respect it. Bartending comes second to being human.
- 12. Links Are Shared With Trust: Since Paltalk axed file sharing, regulars and admins can post links to share music, pics, etc.—at their own risk. Shady links from unknown sailors (bitcoin scams, adult sites)? Bounce ‘em, ban ‘em, bless ‘em on their way out.
🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
🍸 Bouncers: Enforcers with Finesse
- 1. All Bartender Rules Apply to You, Too: Same ship, same standards. You're a bouncer, not a pirate.
- 2. Handle Disagreements Privately: Never question or discipline bartenders/bouncers in public room or admin whisper. Discretion is your best defense—and saves dignity.
- 3. All Bans = Logged in Viber: Every ban needs a note in the record book. No silent exile allowed.
- 4. Hat Only the Helpers: Give hats to people who actually contribute to the flow and vibe. Not to statues in the corner or random wanderers.
- 5. Hat Removals Are a Group Call: Don’t yank someone’s hat solo. That’s a mutiny—discuss with other admins before taking action.