• HOME
  • WELCOME
  • DAILY SPECIALS!
  • FOOD & DRINK MENU
    • Mocktails Of The Deep
    • DRINKS
    • SHOTS
    • FOOD
    • RECIPES
  • ROOM AND DJ GUIDELINES
  • BARTENDER BOUNCER RULES
  • CONTACT US
  • SOUND SETUP
  • OBS FILES
    • OBS PLUG-INS
    • OBS SCENES
    • OBS SETUP
  • LINK PAGES
    • RECIPE BLOG
    • LINKS
    • JUKEBOT
  • GALLERY
    • KRAKEN ART
  • REELS
  • FREE MEDIA DOWNLOADS
  • APP
  • Arcade
  • The Kraken's Quill
  • More
    • HOME
    • WELCOME
    • DAILY SPECIALS!
    • FOOD & DRINK MENU
      • Mocktails Of The Deep
      • DRINKS
      • SHOTS
      • FOOD
      • RECIPES
    • ROOM AND DJ GUIDELINES
    • BARTENDER BOUNCER RULES
    • CONTACT US
    • SOUND SETUP
    • OBS FILES
      • OBS PLUG-INS
      • OBS SCENES
      • OBS SETUP
    • LINK PAGES
      • RECIPE BLOG
      • LINKS
      • JUKEBOT
    • GALLERY
      • KRAKEN ART
    • REELS
    • FREE MEDIA DOWNLOADS
    • APP
    • Arcade
    • The Kraken's Quill
  • HOME
  • WELCOME
  • DAILY SPECIALS!
  • FOOD & DRINK MENU
    • Mocktails Of The Deep
    • DRINKS
    • SHOTS
    • FOOD
    • RECIPES
  • ROOM AND DJ GUIDELINES
  • BARTENDER BOUNCER RULES
  • CONTACT US
  • SOUND SETUP
  • OBS FILES
    • OBS PLUG-INS
    • OBS SCENES
    • OBS SETUP
  • LINK PAGES
    • RECIPE BLOG
    • LINKS
    • JUKEBOT
  • GALLERY
    • KRAKEN ART
  • REELS
  • FREE MEDIA DOWNLOADS
  • APP
  • Arcade
  • The Kraken's Quill
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
FacebookInstagramTikTokXYouTube
GRAB A SEAT!

Mocktails From The Deep

 At Kraken Heads Bar and Grille, our mocktail menu makes a splash with bold nautical flair and zero proof. Dive into a treasure trove of creative concoctionsβ€”from the bubble-bursting "Ceph’s Citrus Typhoon" to the sea-salty sass of "Octavious’ Ocean Guffaw"β€”each sip is shipshape for sailors of all stripes. 

Mocktail Manifest

Ceph’s Zero-Proof Zest Lab

Ceph’s lab serves sharp, alcohol-free mocktailsβ€”citrus-packed, buzz-free, and built for flavor and focus. Bold, tangy, refreshing. No distractions!

Frostbite of the Siren - Chilly, sharp, and mysteriously soothing

22


INGREDIENTS

2 oz white grape juice

1 oz lemon juice

Β½ oz mint syrup

Crushed ice

Sparkling white tea to top

Garnish: mint sprig and β€œsea glass” rock candy



LORE

A drink said to soothe kraken bites and heartbreak alike.

Gillbreath Elixir - Herbal, cooling, and refreshing as a kelp forest breeze

22

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz cucumber juice

1 oz green apple juice

ΒΎ oz honey syrup

Β½ oz lemon juice

Splash of soda water


Garnish: cucumber ribbon and edible sea salt rim


LORE

Ceph swears this drink once revived a marooned sailor after seven days of fish-only meals.

Cannonball Cooler - Zesty, zippy, and just chaotic enough to be fun

22

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz tangerine juice

1 oz ginger beer

Β½ oz lime juice

Dash of cinnamon


Garnish: scorched orange peel spiral


LORE

Named after that one Kraken Heads bouncer who β€œaccidentally” invented it during a bar fight and brunch shift.

Message in a Mango - Smooth, fruity, with a whisper of tropical longing

22

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz mango purΓ©e

1 oz limeade

Β½ oz coconut water

Tonic water to top


Garnish: rolled mango slice and drink umbrella with a fortune scroll




LORE

 Each one comes with a paper message inside the umbrella. Some say they’re written by Ceph’s mysterious sea muse.

Midnight Maelstrom - Rich, dark, and introspectiveβ€”a mocktail with secrets

22

 

 

INGREDIENTS

Black plum juice

Blackberry purΓ©e

Dash of vanilla extract

Β½ oz lemon juice

Activated charcoal (for the shadowy storm effect)


Garnish: plum wedge and edible silver glitter




LORE

Only served after sunset. Don’t ask why. Ceph won’t answer. He’ll just wink.

Pearl Diver’s Delight - Creamy, dreamy, and deeply refreshinge dangerous

22

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz coconut cream

2 oz pear nectar

Β½ oz lime juice

Dash of nutmeg

Splash of soda water


Garnish: Toasted coconut flakes + a white pearl candy in the bottom of the glass



LORE

Said to soothe the nerves of treasure hunters after a brush with sea serpents.

Banshee Breeze - Lively, herbal, with an unexpected zing

22 credits

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz white cranberry juice

1 oz ginger shrub (non-alcoholic)

Β½ oz rosemary simple syrup

Lemon seltzer to top


Garnish: Smacked rosemary sprig + dried citrus wheel




LORE

 Ceph serves this to those who β€œhear voices on the wind.” Spoiler: it’s usually the jukebot.

LemΓ³n of the Depths - Bright and broody with a slow-building citrusy crush

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz Meyer lemon juice

ΒΎ oz blackstrap molasses syrup (or dark maple)

Dash of sea salt

Topped with tonic


Garnish: Charcoal sugar rim + lemon twist like a tentacle




LORE

Inspired by the Kraken’s rumored fondness for citrus marinated pirates.

Seafoam Spritz - Light, frothy, and surprisingly elegant

22 credits

 

INGREDIENTS

1Β½ oz green apple juice

Β½ oz aloe syrup

Egg white or aquafaba (for foam)

Dash of mint bitters (alcohol-free)

Shake & top with soda water


Garnish: Dehydrated apple slice & edible flower petal


 

LORE

Only served to those who promise to tell the truth while drinking it. Ceph will know if you lie.

Poseidon's Pop - Color-shifting, sweet, and magical

22 credits

 

INGREDIENTS

Butterfly pea flower tea (chilled)

1 oz lemonade

Β½ oz passionfruit syrup

Ice cube made of cherry juice


Garnish: Color-changing straw and a sugar-dusted rim


LORE

Ceph says this was inspired by a spell gone wrong and a jellyfish named Steve.



Nautilus Nectar - Velvety and tropical, with a hint of sea-mystery

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz guava nectar

1 oz coconut milk

Β½ oz lime juice

Β½ oz honey syrup (1:1 honey + water)

2 dashes orange blossom water



DIRECTIONS

Method: Shake juices & syrup, strain into a highball, top with jasmine tea and soda. Garnish with a lemon twist and edible flower. Serve with secrets.

Whisper of the Whirlpool - Light, floral, and a little haunting

22 credits

  

INGREDIENTS

1Β½ oz white peach juice

Β½ oz elderflower syrup

ΒΎ oz lemon juice

2 oz jasmine iced tea

Soda water to top


DIRECTIONS

Method: Shake juices & syrup, strain into a highball, top with jasmine tea and soda. Garnish with a lemon twist and edible flower. Serve with secrets.



Void & Violet - Bold in color, smooth in flavor, galactic in vibe

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz butterfly pea flower tea (cooled)

1 oz blackberry purΓ©e

ΒΎ oz lime juice

Β½ oz agave syrup

Club soda to top


DIRECTIONS

Build in a glass over ice; stir gently. Garnish with starfruit slice and edible silver shimmer. Watch it change colors like a spell at sea.

Tidepool Tonic - Herbaceous, fizzy, refreshing as a wave to the face

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

 1 oz cucumber juice

1 oz apple cider vinegar

Β½ oz rosemary syrup

1 oz white grape juice

Sparkling mineral water to top


DIRECTIONS

Shake ingredients (except sparkling) with ice, strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice, top with sparkling mineral water. Garnish: cucumber ribbon and cracked pepper.

Stormglass Sipper - Bittersweet, fruity, with a dash of moodiness

22 credits

 

 

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz cherry juice

1 oz orange juice

Β½ oz pomegranate molasses

ΒΌ oz lemon juice

2 oz ginger beer

DIRECTIONS

Build over ice, stir once. Garnish with burnt orange peel and a pinch of sea salt. Serve in a glass that fogs up like Ceph’s memories

πŸŒ€ Ceph’s Citrus Typhoon A zesty whirlwind with a splash of sparkle

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz fresh orange juice

1 oz fresh lemon juice

1 oz fresh lime juice

1 oz simple syrup

3 oz club soda or sparkling water

1 tbsp grenadine (for that stormy swirl)

Ice cubes


Garnish: citrus wheels, maraschino cherry, mint leaves


DIRECTIONS

Fill a shaker with ice and combine orange, lemon, lime juice, and simple syrup.

Shake well and strain into a tall glass filled with ice.

Top with club soda.

Slowly pour grenadine down the inside of the glass for a layered typhoon effect.


🌊 Octavious’ Ocean Guffaw A bold blue belly-laugh in a glass

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

Β½ oz blue curaΓ§ao syrup (non-alcoholic)

1 oz coconut cream or coconut simple syrup

3 oz pineapple juice

Β½ oz lime juice

2 oz lemon-lime soda or Sprite

Ice cubes


Garnish: lime wheel, pineapple wedge, and a paper umbrella if Octavious is feeling cheeky


DIRECTIONS

In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.

Shake until chilled and frothy.

Strain into a hurricane glass over fresh ice.

Top with lemon-lime soda.

Garnish with lime, pineapple

🍈 Guppy Gumption Bright, bold, and mocktail bravery in a glass

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • 2 oz coconut water
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • ΒΎ oz pineapple juice
  • Dash of sea salt
  • Mint sprig for garnish


DIRECTIONS

I 

  • Shake all ingredients with ice.
  • Strain into a rocks glass.
  • Garnish with mint sprig and a side of excessive confidence.

πŸ§ƒ The Tentacle Tangle Citrus-forward and mischievously layered

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • 2 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz grapefruit juice
  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • Β½ oz lime juice
  • Β½ oz agave syrup
  • Splash of soda water
  • Orange peel twist for garnish


DIRECTIONS

 

 

  • Shake all juices and syrup with ice.
  • Pour into a highball glass over fresh ice.
  • Top with soda water.
  • Garnish with the orange peel twist that coils like Ceph’s ego.

🍸 The Fizzy Footnote Crisp, minty raspberry realismβ€”historical accuracy op

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • 2 oz raspberry puree
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • Β½ oz mint syrup (or muddled mint with simple syrup)
  • Club soda to top
  • Raspberry & mint leaf for garnish



DIRECTIONS

 

  • Shake puree, lemon, and syrup.
  • Strain into a Collins glass with ice.
  • Top with soda. Garnish with mint and one lone raspberryβ€”the trivia survivor


🌊 Octavious’ Ocean Guffaw A bold blue belly-laugh in a glass

22 credits

 

 


INGREDIENTS


Β½ oz blue curaΓ§ao syrup (non-alcoholic)

1 oz coconut cream or coconut simple syrup

3 oz pineapple juice

Β½ oz lime juice

2 oz lemon-lime soda or Sprite

Ice cubes


Garnish: lime wheel, pineapple wedge, and a paper umbrella if Octavious is feeling cheeky


DIRECTIONS


In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.

Shake until chilled and frothy.

Strain into a hurricane glass over fresh ice.

Top with lemon-lime soda.

Garnish with lime, pineapple, and 

🌊 The Inkless Introspect Blueberry black tea meets contemplative calm

22 credits

 


INGREDIENTS

 

  • 3 oz chilled blueberry black tea
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • ΒΎ oz honey syrup (1:1 hot water & honey)
  • 3 blueberries for garnish


DIRECTIONS

 

  • Shake tea, lemon juice, and honey syrup with ice.
  • Strain into a stemmed glass.
  • Garnish with skewered blueberries. Quietly reflect on poor trivia decisions.

πŸͺΆ The Jellybean Juror Sweet, layered, and deliciously indecisive

22 credits


INGREDIENTS

 

  • Β½ oz grenadine
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • Β½ oz blue curaΓ§ao syrup (non-alcoholic)
  • Whipped topping optional


DIRECTIONS


In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.

Shake until chilled and frothy.

Strain into a hurricane glass over fr

πŸ›Ÿ The Mocking Current Watermelon, basil, and just a hint of judgment

22 credits

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • 2 oz watermelon juice
  • Β½ oz lemon juice
  • Β½ oz basil syrup (or muddled basil + simple syrup)
  • Soda water to top
  • Basil leaf for garnish


DIRECTIONS 

 

  1. Shake juices and syrup.
  2. Strain into an ice-filled tumbler.
  3. Top with soda water. Garnish with basil and a look of superiority.

πŸŒ€ The Soggy Oracle Mysterious and slightly prophetic with tamarind flair

22 credits


INGREDIENTS

 

  • 1 oz tamarind paste (diluted with 2 oz warm water)
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • Β½ oz lime juice
  • Β½ oz simple syrup
  • Pineapple frond or edible flower garnish


DIRECTIONS 

 

  • Dilute the Base: In a small bowl, whisk the tamarind paste into the warm water until smooth and slightly syrupy.
  • Shake It Up: Add the diluted tamarind, pineapple juice, lime juice, and simple syrup to a shaker filled with ice.
  • Shake Vigorously: Imagine Ceph hyping you up with jazz tentaclesβ€”shake until well chilled.
  • Strain & Serve

🧊 The Polar Dunk Refreshing as a submarine breeze with a citrus slam!

22 credits


INGREDIENTS

 

  • 1 oz lime juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 3 oz lemon-lime soda
  • 2 sprigs fresh mint
  • Crushed ice


Optional: splash of coconut water for arctic flair


DIRECTIONS 

 

 Muddle mint at the bottom of a glass.

Add lime and orange juice over crushed ice.

Top with lemon-lime soda.

Optional splash of coconut water for extra chill.

Garnish with mint and a mini basketball pick.


Flavor Profile: Bright, icy, and citrus-forward, with a minty dunk that wakes up your tastebuds faster than Ceph serving drinks in flip-flops.


πŸ›³οΈ SS Sip Eye: Ceph & Popeye’s Punchy Potion Port

Ceph’s citrusy brainpower meets Popeye’s spinach-fueled swagger. These zero-proof drinks are packed with eye-loving ingredients, sailor-approved sass, and enough greens to make a sea monster blink twice.

πŸ₯¬ The Spinach Spritz- A refreshing green tonic with a vegetal twist.

22


INGREDIENTS

1 oz fresh cucumber juice

0.5 oz lime juice

0.5 oz spinach syrup (blend spinach with simple syrup, strain)

3 oz sparkling water

Ice


DIRECTIONS

Fill a glass with ice.

Add cucumber juice, lime juice, and spinach syrup.

Top with sparkling water and stir gently.

Garnish with a baby spinach leaf and celery stalk.

πŸ«’ Olive's Oasis A tart-sweet tribute to Popeye’s muse.

22

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz hibiscus tea (chilled)

1 oz muddled mixed berries

0.5 oz lemon juice

0.5 oz honey syrup

Ice


DIRECTIONS

Muddle berries in a shaker.

Add hibiscus tea, lemon juice, and honey syrup.

Shake with ice and strain into a glass.

Garnish with skewered green olives and basil.


πŸ₯Š Bluto’s Bruiser- Bold and earthy with a spicy edge.

22

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz beet juice

0.5 oz ginger juice

0.5 oz lemon juice

Pinch of smoked sea salt

Ice


DIRECTIONS

Rim glass with smoked sea salt.

Shake beet, ginger, and lemon juices with ice.

Strain into the rimmed glass.

Garnish with charred lemon wheel and rosemary.

βš“ The Anchor Drop- Tropical and breezy, like a hammock in a hurricane.

22

 

INGREDIENTS

3 oz coconut water

1 oz pineapple juice

0.5 oz mint syrup

Crushed ice


DIRECTIONS

Fill glass with crushed ice.

Add coconut water, pineapple juice, and mint syrup.

Stir and garnish with mint sprig and a bruised umbrella.

🎢 Sea Shanty Sangria- A fruity chorus in every sip.

22

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 oz pomegranate juice

1 oz orange juice

0.5 oz cinnamon syrup

2 oz fizzy grape soda

Orange and apple slices


DIRECTIONS

Combine juices and syrup in a shaker with ice.

Shake and pour into a glass.

Top with grape soda.

Float fruit slices like tiny sails.

🧼 Pipe Cleaner Punch- Tangy and tropical with a zing.

22

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz tamarind paste (diluted with water)

1 oz mango puree

3 oz ginger soda

Ice


DIRECTIONS

Mix tamarind and mango in a shaker.

Add ice and shake.

Pour into a glass and top with ginger soda.

Garnish with mango ribbon and a twisted metal straw.

πŸ’ͺ Muscle Fuel Mule- A green kick with heat and heart.

22 credits

 

 

INGREDIENTS

1 oz spinach juice

0.5 oz lime juice

0.5 oz mint syrup

0.25 oz jalapeΓ±o essence or muddled jalapeΓ±o

3 oz club soda

Ice


DIRECTIONS

Muddle jalapeΓ±o if using fresh.

Combine spinach, lime, mint, and jalapeΓ±o in a shaker.

Shake with ice and strain into a glass.

Top with club soda.

Garnish with jalapeΓ±o slice and mini dumbbell stirrer.

this is a parody page, no credits are ever taken.

Copyright Β© 2025 Kraken Heads Bar And Grille - All Rights Reserved.

Powered by

  • CONTACT US
  • JUKEBOT
  • The Kraken's Quill

This website uses cookies.

We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.

DeclineAGREE TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE. TAKE THE COOKIES!