At Kraken Heads Bar and Grille, our mocktail menu makes a splash with bold nautical flair and zero proof. Dive into a treasure trove of creative concoctionsβfrom the bubble-bursting "Cephβs Citrus Typhoon" to the sea-salty sass of "Octaviousβ Ocean Guffaw"βeach sip is shipshape for sailors of all stripes.
Cephβs lab serves sharp, alcohol-free mocktailsβcitrus-packed, buzz-free, and built for flavor and focus. Bold, tangy, refreshing. No distractions!
2 oz white grape juice
1 oz lemon juice
Β½ oz mint syrup
Crushed ice
Sparkling white tea to top
Garnish: mint sprig and βsea glassβ rock candy
A drink said to soothe kraken bites and heartbreak alike.
1 oz cucumber juice
1 oz green apple juice
ΒΎ oz honey syrup
Β½ oz lemon juice
Splash of soda water
Garnish: cucumber ribbon and edible sea salt rim
Ceph swears this drink once revived a marooned sailor after seven days of fish-only meals.
2 oz tangerine juice
1 oz ginger beer
Β½ oz lime juice
Dash of cinnamon
Garnish: scorched orange peel spiral
Named after that one Kraken Heads bouncer who βaccidentallyβ invented it during a bar fight and brunch shift.
2 oz mango purΓ©e
1 oz limeade
Β½ oz coconut water
Tonic water to top
Garnish: rolled mango slice and drink umbrella with a fortune scroll
Each one comes with a paper message inside the umbrella. Some say theyβre written by Cephβs mysterious sea muse.
Black plum juice
Blackberry purΓ©e
Dash of vanilla extract
Β½ oz lemon juice
Activated charcoal (for the shadowy storm effect)
Garnish: plum wedge and edible silver glitter
Only served after sunset. Donβt ask why. Ceph wonβt answer. Heβll just wink.
1 oz coconut cream
2 oz pear nectar
Β½ oz lime juice
Dash of nutmeg
Splash of soda water
Garnish: Toasted coconut flakes + a white pearl candy in the bottom of the glass
Said to soothe the nerves of treasure hunters after a brush with sea serpents.
1 oz white cranberry juice
1 oz ginger shrub (non-alcoholic)
Β½ oz rosemary simple syrup
Lemon seltzer to top
Garnish: Smacked rosemary sprig + dried citrus wheel
Ceph serves this to those who βhear voices on the wind.β Spoiler: itβs usually the jukebot.
2 oz Meyer lemon juice
ΒΎ oz blackstrap molasses syrup (or dark maple)
Dash of sea salt
Topped with tonic
Garnish: Charcoal sugar rim + lemon twist like a tentacle
Inspired by the Krakenβs rumored fondness for citrus marinated pirates.
1Β½ oz green apple juice
Β½ oz aloe syrup
Egg white or aquafaba (for foam)
Dash of mint bitters (alcohol-free)
Shake & top with soda water
Garnish: Dehydrated apple slice & edible flower petal
Only served to those who promise to tell the truth while drinking it. Ceph will know if you lie.
Butterfly pea flower tea (chilled)
1 oz lemonade
Β½ oz passionfruit syrup
Ice cube made of cherry juice
Garnish: Color-changing straw and a sugar-dusted rim
Ceph says this was inspired by a spell gone wrong and a jellyfish named Steve.
2 oz guava nectar
1 oz coconut milk
Β½ oz lime juice
Β½ oz honey syrup (1:1 honey + water)
2 dashes orange blossom water
Method: Shake juices & syrup, strain into a highball, top with jasmine tea and soda. Garnish with a lemon twist and edible flower. Serve with secrets.
1Β½ oz white peach juice
Β½ oz elderflower syrup
ΒΎ oz lemon juice
2 oz jasmine iced tea
Soda water to top
Method: Shake juices & syrup, strain into a highball, top with jasmine tea and soda. Garnish with a lemon twist and edible flower. Serve with secrets.
2 oz butterfly pea flower tea (cooled)
1 oz blackberry purΓ©e
ΒΎ oz lime juice
Β½ oz agave syrup
Club soda to top
Build in a glass over ice; stir gently. Garnish with starfruit slice and edible silver shimmer. Watch it change colors like a spell at sea.
1 oz cucumber juice
1 oz apple cider vinegar
Β½ oz rosemary syrup
1 oz white grape juice
Sparkling mineral water to top
Shake ingredients (except sparkling) with ice, strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice, top with sparkling mineral water. Garnish: cucumber ribbon and cracked pepper.
1 oz cherry juice
1 oz orange juice
Β½ oz pomegranate molasses
ΒΌ oz lemon juice
2 oz ginger beer
Build over ice, stir once. Garnish with burnt orange peel and a pinch of sea salt. Serve in a glass that fogs up like Cephβs memories
2 oz fresh orange juice
1 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
3 oz club soda or sparkling water
1 tbsp grenadine (for that stormy swirl)
Ice cubes
Garnish: citrus wheels, maraschino cherry, mint leaves
Fill a shaker with ice and combine orange, lemon, lime juice, and simple syrup.
Shake well and strain into a tall glass filled with ice.
Top with club soda.
Slowly pour grenadine down the inside of the glass for a layered typhoon effect.
Β½ oz blue curaΓ§ao syrup (non-alcoholic)
1 oz coconut cream or coconut simple syrup
3 oz pineapple juice
Β½ oz lime juice
2 oz lemon-lime soda or Sprite
Ice cubes
Garnish: lime wheel, pineapple wedge, and a paper umbrella if Octavious is feeling cheeky
In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.
Shake until chilled and frothy.
Strain into a hurricane glass over fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish with lime, pineapple
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Β½ oz blue curaΓ§ao syrup (non-alcoholic)
1 oz coconut cream or coconut simple syrup
3 oz pineapple juice
Β½ oz lime juice
2 oz lemon-lime soda or Sprite
Ice cubes
Garnish: lime wheel, pineapple wedge, and a paper umbrella if Octavious is feeling cheeky
In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.
Shake until chilled and frothy.
Strain into a hurricane glass over fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish with lime, pineapple, and
In a shaker, combine blue curaΓ§ao syrup, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice with ice.
Shake until chilled and frothy.
Strain into a hurricane glass over fr
Optional: splash of coconut water for arctic flair
Muddle mint at the bottom of a glass.
Add lime and orange juice over crushed ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda.
Optional splash of coconut water for extra chill.
Garnish with mint and a mini basketball pick.
Flavor Profile: Bright, icy, and citrus-forward, with a minty dunk that wakes up your tastebuds faster than Ceph serving drinks in flip-flops.
Cephβs citrusy brainpower meets Popeyeβs spinach-fueled swagger. These zero-proof drinks are packed with eye-loving ingredients, sailor-approved sass, and enough greens to make a sea monster blink twice.
1 oz fresh cucumber juice
0.5 oz lime juice
0.5 oz spinach syrup (blend spinach with simple syrup, strain)
3 oz sparkling water
Ice
Fill a glass with ice.
Add cucumber juice, lime juice, and spinach syrup.
Top with sparkling water and stir gently.
Garnish with a baby spinach leaf and celery stalk.
2 oz hibiscus tea (chilled)
1 oz muddled mixed berries
0.5 oz lemon juice
0.5 oz honey syrup
Ice
Muddle berries in a shaker.
Add hibiscus tea, lemon juice, and honey syrup.
Shake with ice and strain into a glass.
Garnish with skewered green olives and basil.
2 oz beet juice
0.5 oz ginger juice
0.5 oz lemon juice
Pinch of smoked sea salt
Ice
Rim glass with smoked sea salt.
Shake beet, ginger, and lemon juices with ice.
Strain into the rimmed glass.
Garnish with charred lemon wheel and rosemary.
3 oz coconut water
1 oz pineapple juice
0.5 oz mint syrup
Crushed ice
Fill glass with crushed ice.
Add coconut water, pineapple juice, and mint syrup.
Stir and garnish with mint sprig and a bruised umbrella.
2 oz pomegranate juice
1 oz orange juice
0.5 oz cinnamon syrup
2 oz fizzy grape soda
Orange and apple slices
Combine juices and syrup in a shaker with ice.
Shake and pour into a glass.
Top with grape soda.
Float fruit slices like tiny sails.
1 oz tamarind paste (diluted with water)
1 oz mango puree
3 oz ginger soda
Ice
Mix tamarind and mango in a shaker.
Add ice and shake.
Pour into a glass and top with ginger soda.
Garnish with mango ribbon and a twisted metal straw.
1 oz spinach juice
0.5 oz lime juice
0.5 oz mint syrup
0.25 oz jalapeΓ±o essence or muddled jalapeΓ±o
3 oz club soda
Ice
Muddle jalapeΓ±o if using fresh.
Combine spinach, lime, mint, and jalapeΓ±o in a shaker.
Shake with ice and strain into a glass.
Top with club soda.
Garnish with jalapeΓ±o slice and mini dumbbell stirrer.
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